When Agile Development fails... Psychic Programming

Agile methodologies like Extreme Programming require a clear, honest two-way flow of communication and feedback between customers and developers; but what happens when the client won't communicate? Either because they genuinely don't know what they want, or can't share the information for a variety of nervous, genetic, or political reasons? This is where Psychic Programming comes in. By developing innate psychic abilities, such as Second Sight (scry into all those customer meetings that you weren't invited to!), Precognition (see customers change their minds or attempt to incriminate you before it happens!), and Telepathy (know what the requirements really are!), you can develop software that the customer's bosses and users really want cheaper and faster. I'm currently working on my first book in the new Psychic Programming Series(TM), training courses to follow.